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Meet Al
🏆 Founding Member & Chief Money-Loser

Every great organisation needs a champion. Crap Golfer has Al. The man who put the "crap" in crap golf. His fellow golfers are playing the long drive home with his money.

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"I'm not a crap golfer. I just had a bad century."
— Al, definitely

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Al — The Legend
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"Not a crap golfer" — pays out every single round